The Orange Diaries

Yes, another crate arrived. It occurred to me last night that it’s possible I’m the target of an elaborate hoax. Perhaps one of those reality prank shows waiting for me to jump around in anger and make a fool of myself. Well, all I can say is, keep waitin’ buddy. It takes more than a crate of non-Florida imported oranges to rattle Ol’ Dave. Frustrate, yes. But rattle, no. Oh, and anyone remember tetherball?